Post by Blue Jay Sparrow on Jul 20, 2005 11:23:48 GMT -5
Everyone has their fav. PotC quotes. What're yours?
"Monkey!"
"Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England..."
"Oh yeah."
"You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!"
"I trust that you will always remember this as the day that you almost cought Captain...Jack...Sparrow!"
"Mr. Sparrow, I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk."
"I know exactly what you mean, Luv."
"Couldn't resist, mate."
"Why thank ye, Jack."
"Your welcome."
"Not you, we named the monkey Jack."
"Satisfied?"
"Well, you've proved they're mad."
"Now, bring me that horizon..."
"And really bad eggs... Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
"No additional shot or powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
"Easy on the goods, darling."
"Welcome to the Caribbean, Luv."
"The code is more what you'd call guidelines, than actual rules."
"There'll be no living with her after this."
"Begun by blood..."
"Excuse me."
"...by blood un-"
"Jack!"
"S'not possible."
"Where's Elizabeth?"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."
"Elizabeth...it would never have worked out between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will...nice hat."
"Who are you?"
"Nobody! He's nobody! Just a distant cousin of my aunt's sister...twice removed...lovely singing voice though. Eunuch."
"I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate."
"I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're gonna do something...incredibly...stupid."
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"You burned the food, the shade, the RUM!"
"Yes, the rum is gone."
"Why is the rum gone?"
(bloopers)"Is that a plane?"
"You cheated!"
"Pirate!"
"The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. Now me, for example. I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesie, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"
"Then, on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together, and made a raft."
"He roped a couple of sea turtles?"
"Aye, sea turtles."
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair..........from my back."
"I think we've all reached a very special place, eh? Spiritually...ecumenically...gramatically."
"Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal."
"There be a lot of long words in there, Miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?"
"I want you to leave and never come back."
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. ..... Means 'no.'"
"Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again."
"You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you."
"Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"
"This is either madness or brilliance!"
"This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!"
"You can tell them that after they've caught us!"
"Oh, a wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."
"Elizabeth, how's it coming?"
"It's difficult to say."
"I'm told it's the latest fashion in London."
"Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!"
"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!"
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Say goodbye!"
"Goodbye."
"Jack? You know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping! It's bad luck."
"Ah, but fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The ma n who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
"Aye, that'll about do it!"
"Blast! I'm already awake!"
"That was for the smell."
"Mr. Cotton! Answer, Man!"
"He's a mute sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured out how."
"Mr. Cotton's...parrot. Same question."
"Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails."
"Mostly we figure that means 'yes.'"
"No reason to fret. Just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood."
"No mistakes this time. He's only half Turner. We spill it all!"
"I guess there is reason to fret."
"One question about your business boy, or there's no use going. This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh good. No worries, then."
"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
"Yeah, and no lies."
"All right, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!"
"I said no lies!"
"I think he's telling the truth."
"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't hav e told us."
"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth ev en if he told it to you."
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!!"
"Wherever we want to go, we'll go! That's what a ship is you know. It's ot just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs...but what a ship is...what the Black Pearl...really is...is freedom."
"ONE! Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful men into complete scoundrels! TWO, that signal is over a thousand fet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
"But why is the rum gone?"
"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail. Commandeered a ship of hte fleet. Sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga. And you're completely obsessed with treasure."
"I know those guns. It's the Pearl."
"The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves ay survivors."
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
"Will you be saving her then?"
"I can't swim."
"Pride of the king's navy you are. Do not lose these."
"Never would have thought of that."
"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."
"Yoo-hoo!"
"Stop that! I already feel like a fool!"
"Look nice, though."
"heheheh....I LOOK NICE?!"
"You can keep doing that forever. That dog is never gonig to move."
"Scarlett! ... I don't think I deserved that. ... Giselle."
"Who was she"
"What? ... I may hae deserved that."
"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."
"Well, I don't see your ship...captain."
"I'm in the market, as it were."
"I see no profit in it for me."
"I can get you out of here."
"How? The keys've run off."
"So this is the path you've chosen, is it? After all, he is a blacksmith."
"No. He's a pirate."
"Monkey!"
"Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England..."
"Oh yeah."
"You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!"
"I trust that you will always remember this as the day that you almost cought Captain...Jack...Sparrow!"
"Mr. Sparrow, I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk."
"I know exactly what you mean, Luv."
"Couldn't resist, mate."
"Why thank ye, Jack."
"Your welcome."
"Not you, we named the monkey Jack."
"Satisfied?"
"Well, you've proved they're mad."
"Now, bring me that horizon..."
"And really bad eggs... Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
"No additional shot or powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
"Easy on the goods, darling."
"Welcome to the Caribbean, Luv."
"The code is more what you'd call guidelines, than actual rules."
"There'll be no living with her after this."
"Begun by blood..."
"Excuse me."
"...by blood un-"
"Jack!"
"S'not possible."
"Where's Elizabeth?"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."
"Elizabeth...it would never have worked out between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will...nice hat."
"Who are you?"
"Nobody! He's nobody! Just a distant cousin of my aunt's sister...twice removed...lovely singing voice though. Eunuch."
"I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate."
"I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're gonna do something...incredibly...stupid."
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"You burned the food, the shade, the RUM!"
"Yes, the rum is gone."
"Why is the rum gone?"
(bloopers)"Is that a plane?"
"You cheated!"
"Pirate!"
"The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. Now me, for example. I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesie, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"
"Then, on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together, and made a raft."
"He roped a couple of sea turtles?"
"Aye, sea turtles."
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair..........from my back."
"I think we've all reached a very special place, eh? Spiritually...ecumenically...gramatically."
"Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal."
"There be a lot of long words in there, Miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?"
"I want you to leave and never come back."
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. ..... Means 'no.'"
"Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again."
"You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you."
"Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"
"This is either madness or brilliance!"
"This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!"
"You can tell them that after they've caught us!"
"Oh, a wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."
"Elizabeth, how's it coming?"
"It's difficult to say."
"I'm told it's the latest fashion in London."
"Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!"
"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!"
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Say goodbye!"
"Goodbye."
"Jack? You know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping! It's bad luck."
"Ah, but fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The ma n who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
"Aye, that'll about do it!"
"Blast! I'm already awake!"
"That was for the smell."
"Mr. Cotton! Answer, Man!"
"He's a mute sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured out how."
"Mr. Cotton's...parrot. Same question."
"Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails."
"Mostly we figure that means 'yes.'"
"No reason to fret. Just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood."
"No mistakes this time. He's only half Turner. We spill it all!"
"I guess there is reason to fret."
"One question about your business boy, or there's no use going. This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh good. No worries, then."
"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
"Yeah, and no lies."
"All right, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!"
"I said no lies!"
"I think he's telling the truth."
"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't hav e told us."
"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth ev en if he told it to you."
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!!"
"Wherever we want to go, we'll go! That's what a ship is you know. It's ot just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs...but what a ship is...what the Black Pearl...really is...is freedom."
"ONE! Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful men into complete scoundrels! TWO, that signal is over a thousand fet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
"But why is the rum gone?"
"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail. Commandeered a ship of hte fleet. Sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga. And you're completely obsessed with treasure."
"I know those guns. It's the Pearl."
"The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves ay survivors."
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
"Will you be saving her then?"
"I can't swim."
"Pride of the king's navy you are. Do not lose these."
"Never would have thought of that."
"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."
"Yoo-hoo!"
"Stop that! I already feel like a fool!"
"Look nice, though."
"heheheh....I LOOK NICE?!"
"You can keep doing that forever. That dog is never gonig to move."
"Scarlett! ... I don't think I deserved that. ... Giselle."
"Who was she"
"What? ... I may hae deserved that."
"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."
"Well, I don't see your ship...captain."
"I'm in the market, as it were."
"I see no profit in it for me."
"I can get you out of here."
"How? The keys've run off."
"So this is the path you've chosen, is it? After all, he is a blacksmith."
"No. He's a pirate."